May 2012
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MCSWEENEY'S: I'm the Distorted Security Code... →
“I’m like the three-headed dog guarding the gates of Hades, except instead of Hades, it’s Diapers.com, and instead of a dog, I’m a dyslexic computer program with a messed up vocabulary and every goddamned funhouse font in the book.”
